What do you do when life gives you lemons? You make lemonade. Or at least, that’s what they tell you you’re supposed to do.
In reality, you probably stamp your foot, maybe have a little cry, wonder what’s wrong with the world and mostly what’s wrong with you? And then you probably dive for the chocolate/cake/icecream/a combination of the above.
Well you know what? Bugger lemonade, I’m going to make a lemon meringue pie. I’m going to have a little cry, remember all the blooming good things and then make a metaphorical pie so monumentally huge you need a ladder to climb to the top of it. Then I’m going to jump off the pie on to the idiots and SQUASH THEM LIKE METAPHORICAL BUGS! And then swim through the lemon curd with my mouth open. Literally, not metaphorically now.
Mm pie… My day has improved already 🙂